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Just for Fun: Last Rites

A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered.

“A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped.

Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd. A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn’t there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?”

Finally, out of the crowd stepped a little old Jewish man in his 80s.

“Mr. Policeman,” said the man, “I’m not a priest. I’m not even a Christian. But for 50 years now, I’m living behind the Catholic Church on Second Avenue, and every night I’m overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man.”

The policeman agreed, and cleared the crowd so the man could get through to where the injured man lay.

The old Jewish man knelt down, leaned over the man and said in a solemn voice:

“B-4 … I-19 … N-38 … G-54 … O-72…”

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(HT: D Browning)

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9 Responses

  1. Not sure if you’re mocking Romanism, or Judaism? Funny none the less!

  2. And then there’s this. Yikes.

  3. …I don’t get. it….

  4. I’m not sure if being funny about this matter is a good testimony of God’s love for the Catholic people.

  5. Though I chuckle as I read this, it actually struck me as kind of sad. Sad that people put their hope in useless rituals–rituals as futile as calling out bingo numbers.

  6. uh . . . . chuckled. Sorry.

  7. when I read the title on my blog reader I thought you were commenting on the University of Michigan football program…and their (hopefully) soon ex-coach.

  8. I did get a chuckle from the joke though

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