Wannabe Sacred Sandwich 06

We haven’t done a WSS for some 6 months. Besides, Friday is my day off. Here’s what you do: Provide a comical “newspaper-type” caption for the photo below. Just two rules: don’t be irreverent and be reasonably nice.

(HT: The real Sacred Sandwich & its Dubious Photojournalism, which crack me right up. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.)

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  1. It’s the Rocky Top Troubadours, featuring the men of the Henders and Anders families (when they had hair), on their Reunion Tour this week at Sulphur Springs Missionary Baptist Church, where they can be heard singing their famous “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain.” Their LP records can be bought at McGonigle’s General Store and other fine establishments.

  2. “We are Boosters, Bible Time Boosters…”

  3. Paul,

    I found my text for a week from Sunday. It is found in 2 Kings 2:23-24: “Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths (I am fully aware that does not apply) came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” 24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.”

    I wouldn’t visit any zoos this weekend while you are in Cleveland (evil sneer).

    – Your balding, Tennessee Volunteer loving Pastor

  4. “Weeee loooove being in Omegaaaaaaaaa!”

  5. That is perfect! Even the ties work! Ha!

    “Omega! Omega! Omega!”

  6. Moose Lodge #39 Annual Variety Show. Shown: The “Model T’s” (named for former Lodge member, Henry Ford), perform their finale number, complete with the signature moose antler silouette delicately framing Biff’s head.

  7. If only Matt Herbster had been a twin, too.

    Oh, the possibilities… :)

    (BTW, Diane, I hadn’t noticed the antlers. Nice.)

  8. Much to the chagrin of the Administration, the “Smiling Mimes” ministry team, comprised of especially chipper students, wasn’t drumming up enrollment for Bob Jones University the way it once had for Bob Jones College.

  9. YoBF Boyz – the early years

  10. Since I’m picking on others, I’ll offer this edited version of a previous comment:

    If only Chris Anderson had had four sons.

    Oh, the possibilities… :)

    OR, a look into the future:

    TCBC is believed to be the first church in history with an entire pastoral staff comprised of sons-in-law of the aged senior pastor.

    (For the sake of girls and TCBC, I sincerely hope not.)

  11. The Anchormen release their cover photo for their “I am Changed, Scratch That–I am Botoxed” Album…Coming soon at Sacred Music Services…

  12. Together for the Gospel — The Early Years

  13. Sorry, Andy, but I’ve seen pictures of those 4 in “the early years,” and there’s nothing remotely approaching this “gleam.” I guess the ties would “fit” with what I’ve heard Mohler or Dever, though.

    Trouble is, none of these 4 looks like a stoned hippy. :)

  14. Can someone help us get unstuck?

  15. The early years of “The Living Gallery” left a lot to be desired.

  16. This is the only known picture of the “Shadowmen” performing their famous bird flapping shadow act. This was taken at their Ed Sullivan Show trial run, but, unfortunately, they were told to take a flying leap.

  17. It wasn’t easy singing “Rainbow of Love” when the pictures were in black and white.

  18. Later the “Shadomen” tried out for the Johny Carson Show, but were told they should take their act where the sun didn’t shine.

  19. i’m sorry…i’m trying to think of something funny, but my eyes keep travelling from the four dudes in b & w to the four angels in pink on your (left) side column. and i’m left speechless!

  20. This painting, created by local artist Sam McGillicutty, is entitled “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.” Critics, convinced McGillicutty’s inaccuracy was deliberate, offered their protest, to which he replied, “inaccuracy? I painted this exactly as described in my Bible,” raising up his copy of the New Living Translation.

  21. Yes, it’s sadly true… proof that even Bob Jones III, John Ashbrook, Arlin Horton, and Les Ollila sowed their “wild oats” together…

  22. Though he felt bad about breaking up the “Heart and Sole” team—and though he knew he’d be accused of treachery for years to come—Vinny “Unibrow” Testarino knew that his childhood pals were holding him back from the gospel tap dancing career that awaited him as a soloist.

  23. “Hey! . . . We’re begging you! . . . Can’t we get just one little ‘Amen’ “!

  24. The John Daker Quartet before John went on to be an interpretive clown (see below):

    https://mytwocents.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/wannabe-sacred-sandwich-04-and-a-bonus/#comments.

    Standing from left to right, John Daker, Paul Frumpmeijer.

    Kneeling from left to right, Will (T-Bone) Stakes, and Dave Simmons.

  25. 1) “Alpha Omega Delta finally decides to stop being invitation only, but goes a little overboard.”

    2) “New from SoundForth! Kings of Happiness!”

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