Wannabe Sacred Sandwich 05

It’s been a long, long time since we’ve done a WSS, and I could use some grins on my day off.

Here’s what you do: Provide a comical caption for the photo below. The person who comes up with the winning caption will receive a lifetime subscription to MTC. Just two rules: don’t be irreverent and be reasonably nice.


(HT: The real Sacred Sandwich & its Dubious Photojournalism, which crack me right up. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.)


21 Responses

  1. We always knew the pastors of the OBF leaned to the right, but…

  2. face to the left?

  3. Nice.

    “The notion that DBTS graduates all think alike is far from accurate, as the last lad’s britches prove.”

    [heh, heh]

  4. At Higgleyville Bible College and Chiropractic Care Center, we not only have what is good for your soul, but we have your back as well!

  5. The young fundamentalists in lock-step: a pernicious effect of Calvinism as observed by Bob Bixby.

    Don Johnson
    Jer 33.3

  6. Wow, Don. Knock me over with a feather. I didn’t see that one coming. ;)

  7. Because of their conviction against dancing, the First Baptist Christian School’s rendition of “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” substituted choreographed walking.

  8. Ha!

    Lyrics were changed, too: “Bless your beautiful…er…Bride was a big hit.

  9. The latest in the 2008 Olympic team competitions: Synchronized Sauntering?

  10. “Chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo-chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo-chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo-chug-uh!


    (John Warren not pictured, unfortunately)

  11. Andrew,

    I thought of that before, but wondered if someone from Z should be the one to say it.

  12. I thought the same exact thing, Andrew. Funny. Not flattering, but funny.

  13. The Hyles-Anderson Vespers demonstrating their rendition of “the blind leading the blind”!

  14. Thanks for the laugh “My good buddies.” I miss guys like John.

  15. Look at all those guys lining up to be Linscott’s assistant pastor.

  16. Looks like a good way to keep this Apostolic succession thing going.

  17. The ushers’ machine-like precision and synchronization has always been the pride of BJU’s Sunday Morning Service, but there’s never been a crew as slick as 1934’s.

  18. Biff knew he should have laundered his dark pants before Vespers…

  19. At Bible Point Baptist Church, everyone knew the pastor and the deacons were in lock-step agreement on everything, but the deacon meetings were starting to get a little out of hand!

  20. Moments later, the sons of Sceva would come to regret having spoken.

  21. Nice. The alliterated “Seven Sons of Sceva” even sounds like a musical.

    (Let’s hope Lloyd Weber isn’t reading. That was a joke. Don’t do it. Please.)

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