Wannabe Sacred Sandwich 05

It’s been a long, long time since we’ve done a WSS, and I could use some grins on my day off.

Here’s what you do: Provide a comical caption for the photo below. The person who comes up with the winning caption will receive a lifetime subscription to MTC. Just two rules: don’t be irreverent and be reasonably nice.

(HT: The real Sacred Sandwich & its Dubious Photojournalism, which crack me right up. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.)