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An Elephant’s Memory

This is stunning:

ElephantA young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen — thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teen-aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted it’s front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man’s legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

(HT: Greg Katie Habegger)

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10 Responses

  1. Ok, if it wasn’t so sad, it would be funny!

  2. Actually, I think it’s just all funny. :)

  3. No good deed goes unpunished.

  4. I’m still laughing…loved it!!!

  5. I laughed so hard. Both times. I was able to read it with a sense of wonder to my wife who gasped when we got to the end, and about smacked me when I read the conclusion.

  6. Yah, the end caught me off guard, too. I had an entire sermon crafted around it, only to discover that the friend who sent it is a wise guy. Fuh-ny!

    I think the Sacred Sandwhich picture is even funnier, though. I’ve laughed at that one 3-4 times today. Whoever comes up with those things has a gift.

  7. That was good.

  8. Correction: this capital bit of humor was sent to me by Katie Habegger, not Greg.

    “The friend who sent it is a wise gal.”

  9. Man, I thought this was a serious story with some poignant point to it. But I needed a good laugh.
    :-) Melissa

  10. Hilarious. I guess not all the animals are our friends…sorry Mr Gore.

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